Strengthen your Wee(a)kends
John Rudram
Smashwords Edition
Copyright 2012 John Rudram
There was a man by the name of Tan Ton. He specialised in the art of weekends. How people can spend their bright, colourful Saturdaze and chirping, vibrant Sundaiz. Running. His top spot on the holiday agenda was running. Centimeters, meters or kilometers, fast, medium or slow was something every person could decide for himself. Walking could be a good substitute. Walking too had a lot of styles. Cat walk, cow walk, buffalo walk, tiger walk, lion walk, monkey walk, donkey walk, dog walk, wolf walk, jackal walk, fox walk, deer walk, alligator walk, penguin walk, bear walk, hippo walk, rhino walk, crow walk, myna walk, sparrow walk, pigeon walk, dove walk, lizard walk, elephant walk, ant walk.
"Does ant walk? I think the ant thing should get into sprint" [this was a handwritten comment in the agenda of Mr. Tan Ton].
Eating occupied the second spot. Mr. Tan Ton offered the best resource for searching the treasures of the most important thing in the world. Newspapers. He advised everyone to see newspapers and find food festivals. One should take a public transport and reach the festival. Slow public transport vehicles like open buses were very good appetisers owing to their aromatic manoeuvres in the streets. According to Mr. Tan Ton a private vehicle had the possibility of shielding you from inhaling the best perfumes of the world, since it had power windows operable on the whims and fancies of the weekend enjoyer. Thai cuisine, Chinese cuisine, Indian cuisine, continental cuisine and the likes.
Art documentaries were number three. Visit an open air theatre. Breathe air, breathe culture and become human. Museums were also included in the same folio. As an under note in Mr. Tan Ton's booklet, a reference to Clio, Thalia, Erato, Euterpe, Polyhymnia, Calliope, Terpsichore, Urania, and Melpomene was given.