Control Zombies Suck Brains from Living Skulls
Episode 1, the final installment of
The Pointless Adventures of Jerk Dudley
by William Haloupek
Copyright 2012 William Haloupek
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It would all be over soon, as I was the last of my kind. The only hope for humanity was that zombie scientists would someday clone humans and raise them as livestock.
The evil zombie bastards had young, voluptuous Nell tied to the railroad tracks, as usual. Her little black dress was ripped to shreds, but her long, blonde hair was perfect. I ran as far and as fast as I could. In the middle of what could have been Utah, I decided to run down the center stripe of a deserted highway, hysterically yelling ZOMBIES!!!!
I had always known that if I was going to be the main character in the stupidest science fiction story ever written, I would have to EAT ZOMBIE FLESH! There was no other way! I just hoped there was plenty of wasabi sauce.