Letter To Justin Bieber’s Hair
German Alcala
Published at Smashwords.com
Copyright @ German Alcala 2010
A Letter To: Justin Bieber’s hair
Dearest Reader,
Thank you for taking the time to read this collection of poetry or even downloading it onto your ereader. The following poems have been arranged into the categories in which I first became aware all these celebrities. Please know that even though I say a few harsh things that will show a couple celebrities as useless fame monsters or cold hearted people (I’m lookin’ at you Manson) I also have a deep unwavering respect for their work and this poetry only reflects what they are best known for… except for Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton I genuinely just don’t like them. This anthology of poems is an unofficial sequel to my poetry anthology Poems Poems Poems Galore; the official sequel Poems Galore 2.0 will soon be released soon, and will be me breaking even further into serious poetry. Now I have to state this, because I know a lot of you are thinking many terrible things of me right now, because, of the fact that I named my book Letter to Justin Bieber’s Hair even though I don’t talk about his hair at all (it’s humor get into it). Well the reason I was inspired to write a new poetry anthology was, because I discovered the poet Maya Angelou who has recently released a new book entitled Letter To My Daughter. So, of course I named the book Letter to (whoever got the longest or most professional sounding poem). So, I’ll not take up more of your time and I hope you enjoy my poems.
Part 1
Dear Britney Spears,
She is a legend
Across the world
She is a legend
Of her we’ve all heard
Her arms like ricochets
Her legs like a clockwork
Her’s a household name
Yet one day she was visited by a stork
Her commitment undieing
Despite all others
It breaks hearts to see her crying
Considered a terrible influence by mothers
Her legend will live on
Despite how many want her head
Her legend will go on
Even if her lyrics are never again read
Dear Lady Gaga,
From the fame game
Sprouted out
A little monster dame
With no known clout
With blood so new
Clothing repackaged perfectly
Amazing many of you
The hottest thing going currently
She’s got a
Great mind
But she’s not uh…
The first of her kind
Dear Celine Dion,
A French Canadian with a good son
A French Canadian on a run
She is so graceful with a voice so smooth
Her voice so many she did soothe
An amazing singer
Until the end of time her voice will linger
For she is a woman known ‘round the world
Her voice so nice will go forever heard
Dear Fergie,
A duchess ready to rock
A duchess who did leave her flock
A woman who decided to walk
Her voice as perfect as the work of a clock
She became the choice candy
Her music became so trendy
Known by names other than Stacey
A career could not be shinier than any
Dear Madonna,
Came onto the scene
A performer at heart
She quickly became pristine
No one found it easy to ignore her art
Her life lost privacy
Her actions watched so carefully
Her music a victim to piracy
She didn’t care quit tastefully
Not caring of other’s words
Being the best woman possible
Her fame flying with the birds
Leaving her life so unforgettable
Dear Cher,
A half breed
That’s all she ever heard
A half breed
Her wallet loved that word
A diva of the finest
With the poultry on her head
A woman of the strongest
The last of her kind to be bread
Her heart made up of sequins
And her Cherokee blood proud
Her words were never the weak ones
Always did she try to be loud
She understood the game of lights
And knew how to rule the world of fame
The last great diva with real might
She knew every word of the rule of to the game
A grace and voice
That will pass through history
Her songs a good choice
Filled with such a power and dignity
Part 2
FAMOUS FOR FAME
Dear Kim Kardashian,
The epitome of famous for fame
Simply hungry to play her game
Born into green and gold
Her resume run long and cold
One of many siblings born was she
Known for her innocence she’ll never be
The smartest cookie in the jar
Doing everything to be a star
Dear Kathy Griffin,
A public display of ambition
With no remorse or sense of taboo
Not ashamed to admit to an operation
You never know what she is say ‘bout you!
A woman filled with words of sin
A woman who knows life better than others
Almost killing herself to be thin
A life over shadowed by her own mother’s
A strong black woman
That’s what she is
A cunning woman
Who is immersed in show biz
Dear Megan Fox,
An actress of beauty
And nothing more
I am afraid that beauty
Is all that people do adore
She may try her hardest
To be seen as an actress
But no one sees her as an artist
Over unprofessionalism she’ll not distress
Her career overshadowed
By her own appearance
Yet, what she does is overpowered
By her own pretend to inexperience
Dear Paris Hilton,
Born into the golden chains
She knew the game since in the womb
And is one of the quickest brains
Even if idiocy is what she’ll take to her tomb
She knows these games
And she knows them well
Always thinking how to get fames
Of money and success, her life is a well
Her family gave her the name
But gave her nothing else
She shoved her way into the fame
Even though many wish her Hell’s
A woman of the smartest kind
A woman of the most attractive
On money always set her mind
Her thoughts arranged perfectly tactile
Part 3
FOREVER YOUNG
Dear Amanda Bynes,
Born for the lights
To be admired so young
She decided to take flight
And her coat is now hung
Into the scene she did not wander
She was admired for her purity
To be a child she could do no longer
And she began to show maturity
Her love for lights
Has now come undone
Her life under lights
Was a gracious one