The Rambling Continues
By: Robert Ghost
Published by: Robert Ghost
Copyright 2010 Robert Ghost
Cover design by Robert Ghost
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This novel/artical/song/idea/personality/comment/photo/opinion/perception of reality actual or imagined is entirely a work of fiction (maybe).
The names, characters, faces/look-alikes and proxies portrayed in it are the work of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons/delusions/multipal personalities, articals of clothing (living, dead or in Limbo), or events or localities is entirely intentional.
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Does masturbation cause anti-social disorders?
HAL
Hello, yes I placed an order over the internet and I’d like to change it
OPERATOR
Yes Sir, that’s no problem, I just need your order number.
HAL
O.K. its 0614046
OPERATOR
Just one second… ok I have your order, Mr. Jennings, what do you need to change?
HAL
I would like to cancel the sensual feel vagina stimulator and order the Ultra Senso glowing pussy masturbator.
OPERATOR
O.K. Mr. Jennings that’s all been taken care of, Was there anything else I could help you with?
HAL
No thank you that’s all for today.
OPERATOR
O.K. Have a great day Sir.
HAL
Thank you
FADE OUT
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BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY!
Everyday
NEW, IMPROVED 10% MORE, 20% MORE 30, 40, FREE! GREAT SAVINGS!
I hear the chants of people peddling there goods. I have no money, because I have no job. This is because all of the jobs have been moved to other countries because its cheaper to have third world country men and women do it.
Men and women of America are going broke trying to buy the next best thing on the market, where is your tickle-me Elmo? If its made cheap it will break, accept this fact, also dont try to have it fixed, there are no user serviceable parts in this device. They want you to throw it away so you will buy another.
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I have this wonderful way of pissing people off, I don’t know how I do it, but if I could package it, I would make millions.
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I live in a world of fantasy, to me, Esther is still my friend I remember the good times that we had,
When I smoke the real me comes alive, the me I don’t want people to see, we all don’t want people to see.
The only way I can really sense that I’m having a really touching moment is because either I’m high or my heart is broken.
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I went to the Local Drug Store to pick up a few things: tylanol for my girlfriend and lube for me…
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Lost, with explosions all around me.
It’s snowing and I didn’t even know it.
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He was only ever blind in his right eye, but could see across the prairie.
He could even see you taking a cookie from the cookie jar, even when his back is turned.
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Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes a special person to steal your heart.
If you saw me on the street corner, would you stop?
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I’m sorry that i may never see the you that you once were, I am getting an edited version of the truth, the reality has changed
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He was only ever blind in his right eye, but could see across the prairie.
He could even see you taking a cookie from the cookie jar,even when his back is turned.
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Santa Rosa California is where married couples who can’t have kids move to, and there still pissed off about it.
They come to me with there demanding ways. Yes sir, have a good day. Right away Miss.
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~PARANOIA~
Don’t post your damn photo on the internet, anyone can snatch them up and create a database of there own to profile you, your photo was found in an online dating service, your getting on a plane in another state all thanks to the cameras and video tape, thanks for the hot pic…
That leads to a key question: Is this practice, which appears to be gaining popularity among law enforcement agencies, legal? Can the word "search" in the Constitution stretch to include matching facial characteristics against a database?
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Protecting yesterday from tomorrow...
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I’m looking for my own way again
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