100 demented, stupid, and weird haikus that make no sense.
By C.V. Hunt
Copyright 2011 C.V. Hunt
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Copyright 2011 C. V. Hunt
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This work is a compilation of lunatic ravings by an author that can’t write. For those of you that take life too serious, or hate grammar errors, I’m sorry that I have wasted your time. If you have downloaded this, I would suggest that you stop reading, and delete it immediately.
The haikus that follow will not make sense. They do not follow any rules other than the English standard of 5-7-5. If you investigated hard enough, I’m sure I might have broken that rule too. The first and third lines should have five syllables each, and the second line will contain seven. As for the content and inspiration… they contain my own idiotic ramblings.
Oh yeah, none of this has been edited, much like myself.
Horror and tremors,
I dream of a peaceful mind.
Mind splitting earthquakes.
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In isolation,
this is my favorite place.
I am my best friend.
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Scars of life run deep.
Is this the world I fought for?
Light will not heal me.
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I’m a stupid creep.
Dinosaurs died before them.
And they still force us.
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Leaving me a mute,
my speechless shock voids all sound.
How can you say that?
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Look at the damage.
Don’t wake me up when I’m dead.
Destroy time and sleep.
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A circus of pain,
The ring leader twists the knife.
Go ahead, step up.
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Equinox timeshare,
this is the dividing line.
Stop before you fail.
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Force me to mainstream,
shun individualism.
I like what you like.
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Malevolent fun,
bubbling behind the flesh.
Where will it take us?
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Squirming in a cage,
Salvation is a madman.
Unleash the madness.
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Renegade dreaming,
conventional thought process,
allegiance unknown.
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No one will save you,
attempt your own salvation,
you won’t even try.
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Offend a nation,
a single word you stutter.
Your ignorance shows.
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They all just pretend,
I only understand me.
…To be someone else.
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Eloquent marking;
Won’t you believe it’s just luck?
A crapshoot gene pool.
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Yesterday I should,
and what happened tomorrow?
Today I forgot.
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Vicious is the will,
and the maniacal laughs,
diabolical.
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Procreate they say,
I am the unborn children.
Immature, grow up.
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Punch right through the door,
and entomb a species class.
Lose the human race.
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Please take your pity.
I don’t need it to weigh me.
Lay it on your scale.
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Aggravate me now,
I will punch you in the throat.
Anger feels alive.
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This is out of reach.
Rigor mortis has settled,
Discommoding life.
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The words “I don’t care.”
They come to mind when you speak.
Silence and feelings.
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The maestro conducts,
a symphony of terror,
listen to the screams.
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Seize the rain today,
for tomorrow will be best.
It’s my dyeing day.
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Forsaken remnants,
wrap yourself in the odd quilt.
False security.
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The voice whispering,
demoniac influence,
vengeance gratuity.
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Brain aneurysm,
lightening shoots from my eye lids.
Please just kill me now.
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Documentation:
Why are people scared of me?
Nurturing evil.
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Cryptic suggestions;
Do the twist with the reaper,
and drain the draw bridge.
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The colorless face,
it stares unblinking at me.
Another fake grave.
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My mind is not empty.
Terrible is nirvana,
and I want to float.
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Here are the ashes,
Mix them with the sweat of man.
Build me an empire.
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A warmonger ghost.
stirring issues that are dead.
Resurrect hatred.
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I grow negative.
Place the blame, the shame on me.
I clip my wings too.
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Unwavering faith,
as the half dead bend and fall.
Beg for redemption.
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Unsheathe a vortex,
swirling vermin untangle,
and underachieve.
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My resolution:
Fill the past with changing time,
and set the future.
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Hostile receptions,
I’m just trying to be me.
Can I be normal?
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You are not funny.
Immature jokes are funny.
I want to kill you.
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Traumatize yourself,
a torrent of what could be,
failed premonition.
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Cradle a monster.
Love it, feed it, care for it.
Show it to the world.
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Acid wash my brain,
Clean out the impure process.
One lobotomy.
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Stare at the stranger,
forgotten formality.
I forbade danger.
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Don’t take my advice,
take advantage of my life.
Rise up your trophy.
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A lack of caring,
drinking the blood of mankind,
don’t take my bloodshed.
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Flamboyant gesture,
I say farewell to the show.
I show farce fingers.
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The words speak fountains.
The Adonis dances nowhere.
Turn your heads and watch.
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Precision cutting,
looking like a movie star.
Machete facial.
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Thoughtful exertion,
but no one is listening.
Talking to myself.
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Fireplace macramé,
oil burning the blisters black,
it settles in ash.
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Atone for your crime,
the punishment will be swift.
Living is the sin.
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To exhilarate,
you exhume the sinister,
and now exorcise.
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In my veins it flows,
looking for compensation.
Become infected.
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Too fast will be death,
my heartbeats will be faster.
You will not get far.
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Endorse a new life,
and show chivalrous ranting.
Churn the womb device.
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I hate your stupid name.
What were your parents thinking?
Attach nasal sound.
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Staring at me now,
monsters drool venomously.
My soul has burn out.
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Beat me, kill the man,
force me to be a woman.
I should be a son.
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I want to break you,
and sell your soul for pennies.
You will be rich too.
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My own selfishness,
you will be the death of me.
Happy has a price.
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Misery beacons,
she wants a forceful lover.
Join her in challenge.
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Nothing is now pure,
suffering and sacrifice,
Wash yourself in dirt.
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Look into the chasm,
watch the abyss and chaos grow.
When will the hell stop?
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Sythe stab my heart fast.
Your last breathe moves through you now.
Scream for redemption.
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A labyrinth of me,
hollow tunnels in my mind,
Nothing will be left.
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Forever waiting,
disaster is lurking near,
fate is destiny.
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I want to burn it,
then I will let it drown me.
My sanctuary.
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Personality…
How many can there be in me?
Do I look that crazy?
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Fight with all your might,
insert revolution here.
The fake war rages.
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Ignorance spreads quick,
thank god you can procreate.
You are not special.
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I deceive my feet.
Sock puppets mock them naked.
Where are my shoes now?
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Instant remedy:
Pleasure, pain and sacrifice.
Burn it to the ground.
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Become cynical,
because you’re better than me.
What is perfection?
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Fading in from black,
Pixelate the dream sequence.
Reality gone.
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Explode on impact,
and dismember my body.
Puncture my eardrum.
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I am Peter Pan,
with a never changing laugh.
When will I grow up?
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Monsters worship me.
I’ve become the zombie queen.
I stumble with them.
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I laughed at the pain,
because it happened to you.
Watch out for that fall.
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Sharpen machete,
now commit hara-kiri.
Run a marathon.
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Stitches pull the move,
the puppet dances wildly,
you will obey it.
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The vampire sleeps,
every city has them bound.
They wake and kill all.
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Stink noise unwanted,
an irritating wave length.
Disappear from earth.
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I laughed hard at you,
getting hit in the ball sack.
Don’t care, always funny.
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Roadside victim found,
intestines fallen wayward.
Maggots fester on.
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Zombie toenail green,
Is that a disgusting shade?
Colorize disease!
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I can’t stand drama,
so I will join the book club.
My liver vomits.
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Blood and fire spew,
with a plaque of misery.
Welcome life again.
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Storage for my heart,
inside the muscles in wear,
there it will stop short.
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You feel miserable?
Why don’t you connect the dots?
Start this life over.
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Glass laceration,
remove your eyes and see.
Reflect in mirror.
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Don’t try to hide that,
I saw you do it, and look.
Disguise the shame quick.
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His face is jacked up,
argument of beautiful,
just peel the skin off.
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That man will steal it.
Run away from the murder.
He will rob your life.
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Flying to the edge,
we fall into the bottom.
The pit swallows us.
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Rise up against it,
follow the discomfort down.
Misery loves me.
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Beating that same drum,
marching on the familiar,
it will never change.
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Scratch the infected,
the scars and scabs lay dormant,
awake they rule all.
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Demented, I am.
I never lost your mind here,
I left it in the….
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I even managed to finish it without one profanity. Did you make it all the way through? I’m impressed. I don’t think I could stand to read my own thought diarrhea. Congratulations!