The Hag's Handbook
to the
Tastiest Trick-or-Treaters
by
Richard Alan Dickson
Published by Grey Cat Press
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The Hag's Handbook to the Tastiest Trick-or-Treaters
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to the
Tastiest Trick-or-Treaters
by
Richard Alan Dickson
A Brief Introduction
Let's face it, there's nothing we'd like better than to cap a Halloween celebration off with the perfect meal, but chicken fingers and popcorn shrimp can only take an old hag so far. What we really crave toddles around on two tiny legs. Sadly, we've largely been forced to strike the little darlings from our menus after news of that unfortunate incident back in the Old Country, the one between the woman with the candy house and those two little brats.
But children don't have to be a dangerous delicacy.
With the proper care, children can once again be the star of your holiday festivities.
I'm Helgretta "The Hag."
I was once like you, but now I don't live with the constant fear of being pushed into my own oven by some cute little Trick-or-Treater in pigtails. Now, I do the pushing—right into the pot. I'm here to tell you that with the proper training and a little bit of practice, you can do that pushing, too. Soon, you can again be enjoying that most wonderful of all Halloween treats.
It's so easy anyone can do it.
Let me show you the way.
Using my patent-pending technique of three easy-to-follow steps that I've formulated from countless hours of terrifying trial-and-error, along with a few simple guidelines that are fully explained within the pages of my handbook, your next Halloween party can feature one of the most mouth-watering little roasts that you've ever set your pointed little teeth into.
Yes, you read that right!